Gonna be the security guard for 3 days during my two weeks break.
Is like what the hack right.
Oh well, too bad.
Uncle family and grandma is going to genting and no one is around to look after the maid.
She gotta come over my house to stay.
You guys might say, just leave her at home la.
But, hold on, leave your comment after listening to my stories.
I swear is gonna make you laugh!
HAHAHA.


THE NEH NEH POK THIEF.
There was this maid whose contract ended and gotta be send back to agency.
So, my uncle send her back to the agency.
The usual routine, the agent gotta check their stuffs.
The agent find that something is wrong with her BREAST.
Is like out of a sudden, she got such BIG breast.
They spot check her and found money(coins and cash) in her bra.
She admitted she stole them.
HMMM.


THE UGLY LOVER.
One night, my grandma saw a shadow but she wasn't very sure who was it.
She thought maybe someone went to the toilet or what.
The next day, the maid said she dropped something downstair and wanna pick it up. (*very common excuses for maid to run away.)
Yes, she ran away.
After like don't know how long then she was found back.
They also found out that she once bought her lover home.
A bangala, ah nehhhhh.
What the hack! (*Ekkkk.)
The maid wanna run away with the bangala.
LOL.


THE SPIDERWOMEN.
My grandma was clever this time round, she LOCKED the door when she goes out.
But, the maid still went missing.
Guess how did she ran away.
She actually CLIMBED out of the window.
And was bought back by the police.
People reported to the police because they thought there was a thief in their house.
The maid actually went into people house when she got no more energy to climb.
Anyway, she climbed about 5 storey.
She thought she is spiderwoman or something?
Oh well.


Can you believe it that those maids are so "creative" nowadays?
Oh man.
I swear these stories are real alright.
Cant believe such things can happen.
Especially the first and third stories.
Funny aye?
LMAO.


I was so bored yesterday.
Got nothing for me to do.
Saw from ferynn's blog saying that CLEO is women BESTFRIEND.
But, SHAPE was my BESTFRIEND.
HAHAHA.
I have been reading it for a year plus but I still love it.
I was reading it the whole day yesterday.
So much knowledge you can gain.
GRINS.


Cinderella family!
I din manage to get the zoo pass.
Awww.
But, hopefully we still can hang out someday.
No matter is shopping or hanging out at some place chatting.
Ahhha.


The handsome one, xubin cant sing.
The kiddo look shawn can sing!
Was pretty amazed by his voice.
MUAHAHA.

If one day you went missing.

I promised.

I will go round the world,

just to look for you.

Alright,







大家晚安了!